My day is MADE...

Check out what I had in my inbox- and don't be a hater cause they want a piece of me and not you...

Dear Prospective Law Student: As you begin the process of deciding which of the 195 American Bar Association (ABA) accredited law schools best serves your goals and calling, I encourage you to take a close look at Regent University School of Law. Below is a summary of Regent Law School highlights, which addresses the most frequently asked questions about our program.

Notice that they do not mention almost having their accreditation status threatened because it's much more important to focus on...

Regent's Mission: Regent Law is unique among ABA-accredited law schools because our mission is to build on your values and foundations. We seek to enroll students who are called to serve in the legal profession and who are committed to being part of the solution to the challenges that face our nation. Students choose Regent because of the commitment to biblical integration within the law school classroom.

Interpretation: just in case you're say, Jewish, we don't want to be TOO obvious right off the bat that when we say "your values", we mean ours. And Jesus'. Whose values we've interpreted to be almost nothing like the ones he supposedly lived by. But who cares? We're lawyers!

In the summer of 2005, former Attorney General of the United States, John Ashcroft, joined our faculty as the Distinguished Professor of Law and Government.

Immediately following his arrival, the mermaid statue in the courtyard at Regents that kinda had boobies poking through her long hair was covered with very expensive curtains paid for with your tax dollars...

Strangely enough, this brochure does NOT mention how many Regents-trained lawyers, until unfortunate and unforeseen circumstances with the pesky House Judiciary Committee, were serving at the Justice Department where they made incredible strides towards establishing political litmus tests for US Attorneys!

I'm so there.